hdgnj:
some-rotten-nest:
Danny Fenton, a new receptionist at Wayne Enterprises:
Vicky Vale, knowing Danny Is Not Ready for her: So, where does Bruce Wayne leave for during his meetings? A new woman? Man? Trouble in the family?
Danny “Town Menace Phantom” Fenton, done with Genderbent Wes Weston: To fuck your mom.
Bruce’s experienced receptionist that left for 6 seconds: okay, Danny no–
Danny, who knows something’s up with the Wayne family: and your Dad, because we support the LGBTQIA community. Thank you and leave.
The batfam watching the security log later cannot stop laughing.
Tim: … I know I can’t justify it… But I want to give him a raise.
Bruce: He’s definitely not going to be reprimanded. If I see his name with a complaint?
Tim: No you didn’t. Got it B. I’ve never seen her look so offended. I’m in awe!
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Vicky Vale absolutely posted about it on Twitter to complain. And Danny? The gremlin? Retweeted it.
*Well if you’d respect my boss’s right to privacy? Sorry, not sorry!*
Tucker and Sam are laughing with him when they all see Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake-Wayne retweeted it….. Oh no. At least he got thumbs up from both? And… That’s the rest of the extended Wayne clan commenting….
Danny: Did I just go viral for being a bit shy receptionist?
Tucker: … You need to commit to the bit! You need the nails!
Sam: And the hair!
Danny: … Fuck it we ball! Where do I get decent fake nails?